The story of this decrepit gremlin is one of my favourites out of the UK

>gets mugged
>some do gooder land whale sets up fund raiser
>goes viral
>fuck ton of money
>gremlin buys his first home
>doesn’t like it and a few weeks after moves at great expense
>meanwhile do gooder gets billed fees for the viral fund raiser campaign
>gremlin refuses to pay
>says it’s his money and the fees are her problem
>tells her to just set up another fund raiser
>gremlin moves again at great expense
>and again
>pisses away all the money
>do gooder swears never to do good ever again
>keks were had