>wins 1 fight spectacularly
>fires up the crowd with seeing red promo
>I'm a straight killer I FINISH FIGHTS
>Dana impressed by me "this kid is a monster"
>win 5 split decisions in a row
>banned for jerking off in ring girl locker
my UFC arc if real

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lol we did have niggers and homeless eating bath salts and multiple cases of them eating people's faces off so the zombie lore might be real kek