I downloaded a .epub reading application upon my phone. It was called Kakimon. It was 200MB, but I didn't worry about that. I found it on the 100th archived page of a secret website called Scrawl: The Writer's Asylum, which has been shuttered and infested with ghosts since 2012 (all denizens suicided or "trooned out"). Regardless I installed Kakimon, and I was struck by the burnished white gold buttons and the patina leather textures. Therefore I directed the application to my collection of .epubs I had downloaded from Anna's, and they loaded up. Thereafter I began reading "Blood-soaked buddha", a work I had looking towards with excitement for some time, and I read through the whole thing (pleasantly surprised about how little Buddha was mentioned at all), before realising the entire book had actually been an advert for a book, and the final page was just a big button saying "BUY ME IF YOU LIKED ME", surrounded by lights and catherine wheels.