*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Forest Spirit pauses from shoving his tongue down Huntress Wizard’s throat
FS: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Forest Spirit-Sama?!”
Huntress Wizard stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling Fat Blonde Lady is clearly beating Finn to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
HW: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Finn. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's prepping me for you, oh great and powerful and attractive Forest Spirit-Sama”
From the bush:
F: “FOREST SPIRIT-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS FEMINIST LANDWHALE IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
FS: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over HW. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the cucky midget gets pummelled by empowered woman fists until his face is unrecognisable, his remaining teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Polycule partner" taking the girl he loves most away from him
F: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D EMPOWERED LESBIANS MORE!”