>>512970654
i went to a large zoomer party once (i'm millennial)
>zoomer guys in a big huddle, a few stragglers on their own
>zoomer girls scattered in small groups
>bored, no intermingling happening
>devilish_idea.jpg
>approach two zoomer girls, "hey, that guy in the blue *pointing* thinks you're cute"
>zoomer girl steps close and looks down my arm to see the guy, turns to me up close
>"he's not really my type"
>tell her "cmon go talk to him! okay i'll bring him over"
>she grabs my shirt "no wait" so i stop and look at her and ask "cmon you're not shy are you?"
>"you're so silly! what's your name anon"
>uh_oh.jpg
>other zoomer girl smiling looking at me
>short conversation, she's asking a bunch of questions
>excuse myself at some point to go get another beer
>night plays on, still doing this game of trying to hook zoomers up with each other
>especially trying to get the outcasts going (managed to get one talking with a girl)
>accidentally go from tipsy to drunk, sit down in a lawnchair drunkenly adding strangers and messaging them on snapchat
>first zoomer girl stands lightly bumping her bare thighs against my shoulder, "anon"
>ahshit.jpg
>look up at her, "aw the blue shirt guy didn't work out? come here baby girl" and reach up to her
>she sits on my lap and we snuggle, in front of dozens of people
>keep teasing like i'm soothing her from missing out on blue shirt guy
>starts kissing me
>too_drunk_for_this.jpg
>black out, wake up on chair still, basically everyone has left and i have a glass of water next to me
>drive drunk home and at work 6 hours later
the homeowner (my uncle) banned those parties and i never saw those zoomers again
zoomers are hopeless, they just stand around tugging each other's dicks at a party, why the fuck are you even there, to circlejerk? just happy to be at the one social hangout per year i guess??? flirting with girls is the only reason to continue living in this cruel world