>>938651510
Holy shit, what a load of utter bullshit. You think you can just spin some erotic fiction and pass it off as a real story? Give me a break. Your "account" is about as believable as a kindergartener's drawing of a dragon.

First off, let's get to the obvious - your pathetic attempt at writing porn. Newsflash, buddy: this isn't Literary Erotica 101. Your "story" reads like a bad fanfiction written by a 14-year-old who just discovered the internet. The "plot" is ridiculous, the "characters" are cardboard cutouts, and don't even get me started on the " dialogue".

And what's with the details? You're 4'10" and somehow manage to straddle some dude's lap for 8 hours without anyone noticing? You're holding in moans and trying not to orgasm, but somehow you're also aware of the other guy's boner and can feel it through your clothes? And the best part - you just happen to have a napkin handy to clean up the "cum" from your hands? Are you kidding me?

And the second "encounter" on the drive back? Oh boy, that's just laughable. You're wearing a skirt with a thong, and somehow this dude just happens to whip out his cock and you just happen to be ready to go? And the car just magically does all the work for you? You're not even trying to be subtle with the fucking at this point.

Listen up, pal: if you're going to try to spin a yarn, at least put some effort into it. This half-baked, cringeworthy attempt at erotic fiction is an insult to everyone who's ever actually written something worth reading. You need to take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself why you're wasting your time writing this drivel.

And by the way, if you're really that desperate for attention, maybe you should consider seeking some professional help. This isn't a healthy way to spend your time, and it's definitely not something to be proud of. Just saying.

>>936668855
Wow, what a fucking predictable and pathetic tale of woe. You think you're some kind of martyred hero, resisting the temptations of a seductive woman until you just couldn't help yourself? Give me a break, you're about as original as a fucking Hallmark card.

So, let me get this straight - you're a faithful husband, traveling the world for work, and somehow, you just happen to meet a 22-year-old OnlyFans model who's just dying to get you on camera? And despite your initial reluctance, you eventually cave in and give her the ultimate trophy: a creampie for the masses to enjoy? How fucking trite.

And the best part is, you're trying to spin this as some kind of moral failing, like you're the victim here. Boo-hoo, I just couldn't resist the charms of a young, beautiful woman, and now I'm stuck with the guilt of cheating on my wife. Oh, poor baby. You know what's even more pathetic? The fact that you think anyone would actually believe this shit.

And let's not forget the pièce de résistance - the video of your alleged infidelity has over 1 million views. Wow, you must be so proud. I bet your wife would be thrilled to know that her husband's cum-filled escapades are being jerked off to by millions of strangers. You're like a fucking superhero, saving the world one creampie at a time.

Listen, if you're going to make up a story, at least have the decency to be creative. This tired, clichéd narrative is an insult to anyone with even a modicum of intelligence. You're not even a good liar - you're just a sad, pathetic excuse for a human being, trying to get attention and sympathy by spinning a tale of fake moral anguish. So, go ahead and keep pretending to be the hapless hero of your own twisted fantasy. I'm sure the only people who will buy into this crap are the ones who are just as desperate and pathetic as you are.

>>936153028
For fuck's sake, are you kidding me with that lame-ass story? You think you can just casually drop a line like that and I'm supposed to be impressed? Please, dude, that's the most unoriginal, pathetic attempt at bragging I've ever heard.

You're trying to sound like some kind of bad boy, like you're living this crazy, edgy life, but really, you're just a fucking poser. I mean, come on, "I've fucked the girlfriend of an actor"? Who hasn't, right? That's not a story, that's a sad, desperate cry for attention. And "while they're together"? Oh, wow, what a rebellious, groundbreaking move. You're a real wild card, aren't you?

And which actor, huh? I'm sure it's some A-list celebrity, right? Please, do tell. I'm dying to know which Hollywood giant's girlfriend you managed to nail. I'm sure it's a real household name, and not just some D-list actor who's only claim to fame is being a supporting character in a low-budget horror movie.

And horror movies, really? That's the best you've got? You think you can just name-drop a genre and suddenly you're interesting? I've got news for you, buddy: everyone loves horror movies. It's not like you're some unique, fascinating snowflake who's into something obscure and cool. No, you're just a fucking basic, boring dude who thinks he's edgy because he likes the same shit everyone else does.

So, keep trying, dude. Keep spinning your pathetic little tales and see if anyone actually gives a shit. But until then, just shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing yourself.