>I AM JAPAN KUN!
>I AM OLIMPIO
>AND I AM THE DOG WHOSE DICK YOU HAD TO SUCK
>BUT YOU KNOW ME BEST UNDER MY OTHER NAME DARREN THE NINTENGOD
>I AM HERE TO DEBUNK YOUR THROAT ONCE AND FOR ALL!
>Olímpio: “Nintendo’s strategy is so old, even my grandma calls it retro.”
>Jonathan Switchy: “PlayStation’s got cinematic blockbusters… Nintendo’s got me paying $90 for the same Mario game since 2006.”
>JAPAN-kun: “Sony sells PS5s like crazy… Nintendo sells cardboard and calls it Labo.”
>>schizotendo still samefagging and larping that people are mad over things that happened in his broken mind
>Grim existence!

>>4. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 35,185 / 1,655,926
>Damn. Even as a Nintendosister, I have to admit these legs are roug-
>>8. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza – 10,440 / 286,119
>Urk.... No. No no no. This can't be happening. Leg's these roughs... Inpossibl-
>>7. [NS2] Kirby and the Forgotten Land – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Star-Crossed World – 12,174 / NEW
>-----?!?
>What. The. Crackers.
>Kirby's Forgotten Land was Switch 2 major debus tittle. And THIS are it's debus numbers. What the fuck is happening.

>>719795380
snoy melties