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EXCERPT — INTERVIEW WITH FBPI PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER MARLON DEE
Broadcast Clearance Level: Civilian Tier-2 / Sanitized Version
Date: [REDACTED]
Subject: Incident #GIGANTESS-04 (“The 50-Foot Woman”)

INTERVIEWER:
Mr. Dee, can you confirm whether the entity known as the “50-Foot Woman” has been successfully contained?

PR OFFICER MARLON DEE (FBPI):
Containment protocols were initiated at 04:37 local time. The entity—classified as Subject G-04, Codename: “Magnifica”—has been neutralized via paracognitive pacification and relocated to a deep-subterranean holding chamber beneath Site-Kappa. No further structural damage is expected at this time, barring… reawakening.

INTERVIEWER:
There are conflicting eyewitness reports. Some say she was attacking the city. Others say she seemed confused—disoriented, even playful. Can you speak to her motivations?

PR OFFICER DEE:
At this time, we believe Subject G-04’s behavior resulted from incomplete emergence into consensus reality. Her manifestation was emotionally volatile but not malicious in origin. Her actions should be considered semi-voluntary expressions of dimensional trauma. In any sense, we are taking the utmost care to treat the subject.
INTERVIEWER:
There’s also a… well, there’s a rumor circulating online that one of the Bureau’s recreation facilities has been retrofitted using—this is the quote—“the left and right cups of her brassiere as an office swimming pool.” Can you confirm or deny this?

[12 seconds of silence on recording.]

PR OFFICER DEE:
The Bureau will be answering no further questions at this time.

[End of interview.]