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>If I went out into space I would be a badass super solider capable of taking down a galactic empire even though I had no training or desire for actual military or police work on earth
This should be how you write an overweight neckbeard and the punchline would be seeing them clean space toilets. It's funny how they nail what an adventure would be like for a normal person everytime with Jerry but go full on fanfic self insert with Beth.