>Move to korea with a visa to teach English to disabled/handicapped children
>Everyday ill watch the You and I MV and the clip of Taeyang hugging IU, while i practice my taekwondo and lift weights
>Wait years and years until IU participates in some kind of public service for my district/building
>Stalk her to her hotel, cut the electricity and murder what ever girly boy bodyguards her record label has hired.
>Chloroform her and shove her into a huge duffle bag (im ripped now btw because of the years of training)
>Take her to my small cottage in the middle of no where.
>Tie her up to a chair and force her to watch the LoL matches with me
>After weeks and weeks of me taking care of her while she is completely chained to a 4 inch steel pole in my cottage, and my funds have completely dried up. I ask her Why the fuck would she let Taeyang hug her on the March 11th Inkigayo?
>After whatever bullshit answer she gives me, I tell her i'm sorry and give her a hug
>Except its not a normal hug. Its a hug of death, where i basically put all of my strength into it and i crush her body asphyxiating her to death.
>All the while shes screaming and eventually whispering "Oppa~~!! HAJIMA~~!!"
>After shes passed, i start a fire. Take a fuck ton of sleeping pills with soju and overdose. While the cottage burns down with us inside of it.