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ZestyJesus (Texan /tf2g/ poster)
>tall and attractive
>has a gf
>good job, can soon buy a house
>known for his scientific approach to TF2 videos

b4nny (Californian /tf2g/ poster)
>unattractive
>gf left him for his comp teammate
>lives in a small 10' x 10' apartment
>known for being the leader of the sixth best TF2 comp team

BlessedViva (New Yorker /tf2g/ poster)
>extremely unattractive
>says he has a gf and then says he has a wife, no consistent story
>bags groceries for a living
>known for getting permabanned for posting gore

Zesty won so hard that he redeemed the state of Texas.