I nearly stopped being mad for a few moments. I need that coffee. I consider that a warning. If I am not mad about something, it means I am not paying attention to what matters.

Don't worry. I'll find something to be mad about any minute.

Politics used to make me mad. Now its all just sort of sad. I group people who believe in elections and democracy in the same group as flat-earthers.

>choke on single grain of rice
>cough it out of windpipe
>goes up nose
>snort it down
>goes back in windpipe