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>I've been grimacing all the way tho
No need to, bro. Just relax, and let whatever is going to happen, just happen. It's only a ride, and you'll be off it again soon enough. So enjoy it while it lasts. People freak out and think something bad is going to happen, but it never does. You'll be fine, so just relax and enjoy it.

Between the drug-fuelled same-sex romps of the protestant world, and the variety of child rape in the Catholic, Jewish and Islamic communities, I think it's fairly safe to say that whatever you and your wife do is nowhere near as crazy as what religious figureheads are into. They've got no legs to stand on, fuck what they tell you.