>>2835805
My favorite larp fantasy, by far, is finding places in the woods to bury things. Every time I see some rich people getting busted, my first thought is that they should have buried millions of dollars in the woods as an insurance policy.

If you’re a criminal dealing with large sums of money, burying physical cash (or gold, though I’m not sure about the exchange back into currency) is probably the safest way to hide it.

Take this 1/10 crypto sex kitten for example. Her and her crew purchased around $100 million in property, including the $35 million mansion they used as their HQ. Any one of them could have hidden a few million in cash in the woods, but it’s highly doubtful that they did.

Instead, they hid it in bank accounts and other paper-trail digital ledgers. The thing is, no matter how good they are at finding financial loopholes, there’s an actual, literal army whose sole purpose is to find them. There are entire teams of men with decades of experience all working together to find these hidden accounts.

But the woods? No one’s even looking. No one knows you’re there. They would have to be actively following you every second of every day to know where you are. They would literally need a drone to follow you into the woods, for several hours, and film you. It can be done, sure. But it’s much less likely that Bernie Goldenstein at the IRS just sending some emails to find out that you tried to hide it in Switzerland.