>>96722081
I feel you on this one OP.

While complaining about players having the wrong kind of fun at your table is always a little bit gay, there does exist a certain type of very annoying player who, through lack of maturity, lack of exposure to difficult topics, or simply just by living a very closed-off life where they never leave their comfort zone, they ABSOLUTELY cannot take tension.

IMHO it's the terminally online NEETs who are the most common for this kind of hypersensitive behavior. Probably an issue endemic to never once pushing their boundaries, so their comfort zone shrinks and shrinks, until even the slight ambient tension, or sense of imminent peril, is too much for them to handle.

So they spit out desperate pithy one liners and 'table memes/jokes' like picrel, or chant "we're not gunna make it!" (to the tune of 'we're not gonna take it!') or even just cut over you to interrupt the game and talk about something else.

And if they ABSOLUTELY can't halt the tension or the emotion, they suicide their character into doing the dumbest, meme-est shit possible, like a tabletop game of Chicken. Where he bets that you won't kill his character before you turn the whole game into something more slapstick and lolzrandumb.

If you want to look at the positive, it means you're able to generate suspense, emotions and gripping situations at the table. But these kinds of characters are best promptly kicked end of session.
Theirs is a Red Flag that you actually, flat out, cannot play a game with.