Let me tell you folks, you're not gonna believe this, but there's this guy, Mohammed, okay? Great guy. Terrific name. Very popular name. Some say the most popular in the world, and I believe it. I do.

So Mohammed is out in the desert. Hotter than a rally in July, folks. Sand everywhere. Sand like you've never seen. And suddenly, boom, out of nowhere, the Zutt people show up. Ever heard of the Zutt? No, of course not. Because the fake news media doesn’t talk about them. But they’re real. Very real. Very exotic. Sort of like Bedouins, but with more flair.