Today's going to be several pizzas and 25 bowls of cereal and ice cream, isn't it?

You can't resist any longer. You've got to whale out!!
You're hoping to make it until the next inevitable chapter of this neverending thread, but you won't. The grease and sweetnesses are calling your name...
Just reading this has you craving a bowl of frozen Cocoa Pebbles with slushy milk.. like 3 bowls of that. And then a pint of ice cream before lunch. Then frozen pizza number one with a pint of salad dressing to soak the crusts in.
Six bowls of Kix.
A root beer and some blocks of frozen oatcrete on a wooden spoon.
Pizza number two......
Ben & Jerry's
Etc...

Go on, OP. You've earned it. Oven-dried bean soup just to switch it up?? You're out of ideas. Have a cheat. You know you wanna. It's time.

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The sack of fat on my back that turned brown last year...!