>twice a rebel (never crowned)
>kinslayer
>apostate
>cavorts with smugglers, pirates, moneylenders, skin wearing savages, sellswords, witches, and Maesters
>literally raised by Maesters
>hypocrite (rebellion is ok when I do it!)
>practices blood magic
>no major holdings (Storms End lost to the true king Faegon)
>only victories against Ironniggers and some women and children north of the wall
>ugly wife (possibly cucking him with Patchface)
>no sons
If Stannis so so great why did he never win a land battle against a peer opponent?