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>God looks at the world
>sees that the Pharisees (creators of Judaism) are the most evil people on earth
>chooses to take the form of the "Lion of Judah," or the promised Messiah and King of the Old Testament
>As soon as He reaches age, He goes into the local synagogue and declares Himself God
>the jews attempt to kill Him
>He leaves
>Goes to Jerusalem
>flips the tables of the moneychangers
>calls the Pharisees children of Satan, murderers of the prophets, liars, serpents, brood of vipers, and more in front of the masses
>they try to kill Him again
>He leaves
>Forms a posse
>says "Basically you guys all screwed up, but these jews commit the unforgivable sin. They can't escape damnation. BUT, I'll take the fall for you. Just tell people what happened after this is all over."
>gets crucified
>saves mankind from Hell
>comes back to chill for a few weeks
>says "alright I'm gonna head out. The kingdom has been taken from you, but it will be given to a future generation. As long as you do what I said then you're good, we'll drink wine again in Heaven. peace."
Honestly it makes sense why Jesus is the most famous God of all time. He's a bro.