>Be 1964 quarter
>Just minted, excited to get circulated
>Get rolled up and sent to a bank
>Get withdrawn by a middle aged man along with several other rolls of quarters
>Excitement about being spent is through the roof
>He puts you in a safe
>You sit there for the next 16 years
>February 1980, you finally get taken out of the safe
>Your roll gets opened, finally you can get spent
>You immediately realize you're in a coin shop
>Get dumped in a bag with hundreds of other quarters
>A couple years pass, you get taken out of the bag, put in another roll with other junk and get sold to someone else
>Spend another decade in a safe
>One day you get taken out, a kid removes you from a roll
>You get used in a gumball machine
>Finally you're in circulation
>A few days pass, the gumball machine owner immediately notices you while rolling up his coins to take to the bank and puts you in a jar on his dresser
>You sit there for another 20 years
>Get taken to another coin shop and get dumped into another bag of junk Silver and then get sold to someone else a few weeks later
>Spend the next decade+ in another safe
>tfw when 60 years have passed and you just wanted to be used as money