>Through a wacky series of misunderstandings, a few of Lori's sisters think that she did 'something' with Lincoln last night
>"Can't a 28-year-old cuddle with her just-turned-21 younger brother? Is it a crime for her to give him his first legal beer?"
>"And then his second beer? And then his third?"
>"It's not MY fault that Lincoln is a clingy drunk. This is like Air Bud - show me the rulebook that say that brothers and sisters can't fall asleep in the same bed together."
>"And in that movie, only the ASSHOLE characters said that that dog couldn't play basketball."
>"Just saying."