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THE CRYPTO MARKET HAS CRASHED!!! $318 BILLION JUST DISAPPEARED!!!

AND EVERYONE IS ASKING: "PRESIDENT TRUMP, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?"

The answer is simple: it's all Biden's fault.
He spent three years destroying the economy, and now we're left cleaning up his mess.

And he also sneakily stole my Nobel Prize.
But never mind. I'll soon make a deal with Satoshi Nakamoto—
THE BEST DEAL IN CRYPTO HISTORY.

Donald Trump, President of the United States of America