And yi lan ma will provide starlink to iranians to help the opposition facilitate regime change.
This means there will be an instant spike in pornsite visitors and a spike in search terms like
>camel humps getting humped
>sexy goat herd-bang (as opposed to gang bang when its niggers)

Wouldn't it be fucking funny if, in order to cross israel's plan of a revolution, iranians were instead inspired to stay loyal to their anti-zionist leadership by endless pornhub comments in farsi??

this is how it's done