>>515760098

Hey Boss! These poltards are all talk. I have it from a reliable informant that the real terrorists hang out in /s/. How about assigning me to to monitor there instead?

Boss: Fuck my life. I miss the Cold War.

>>515611514

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Seriously, Boss. /pol/ are just assholes who talk big. The real terrorists hang out in /s/. I have this from a reliable informant. How about assigning me to monitor over there?

Boss: I hate my life. I miss the Cold War.

>>513051282

Hey Boss! No terrorists here. I heard they hang out in /s/ these days. Why not detail me to monitor there?

Boss: I miss the Cold War.

>>512238052

Hey Boss! The terrorists don't frequent /pol/ any more. I have it on good authority from an informant that they now hang out over by /s/. So how about reassigning me to monitor there?

Boss: I miss the Cold War.

Hey Boss! I can't find any extremists on this board. I heard a rumor they're over by /s/ these days. How about assigning me there?

Boss: I miss the Cold War.

Agent: No extremists here Boss. I hear they hang out over by /s/ these days. Why not assign me to monitor there?

Supervisor: Fuck. I miss the Col War.

>>510675816

Agent: Hey Boss! I can't find any extremists here. I heard they all hang out at /s/ these days. Why not assign me to monitor over by there?

Supervisor: Fuck. I miss the Cold War.