OOP is literally procedural. you're still just organizing data into little bags and mutating those bags. also, when you talk about OOP and do not bring up Smalltalk or CLOS, you are a depraved brainlet without much experience at all.
>muh FP is type masturbation
is that fucking so?
FP is all about immutable data structures, and the requirement to make explicit state transitions, which has far more of an impact on the readability of code than any other paradigm.