[Luxembourg]
Through seeding stuck with me, in groups he came
That guy who drops below and stops the game
And do I foul again? For now I find
The Lyncher of Luxembourg is there
Scoring offside

[Ronaldo]
Kicked once again by me, ball hits the net
My padding off of you grows stronger yet
And though you beg the refs to check VAR
The Lyncher of Luxembourg is there
Scoring offside

[Luxembourg]
Those who have seen your stats
Can feel my pain
I am the mask you wear

[Ronaldo]
You and Liechtenstein

[Both]
Your/My defense and my/your dives
In one combined
The Lyncher of Luxembourg is there
Scoring offside
Beware, the Lyncher of Luxembourg

[Ronaldo]
Outside of Real Madrid, you always knew
My only relevance

[Luxembourg]
Is yelling TSUUUU

[Both]
And in this tournament, where refs are blind
The Lyncher of Luxembourg is here/there

[Luxembourg]
Scoring offside

[Ronaldo]
Pass, my tap in provider!

[Luxembourg]
He's there, the Lyncher of Luxembourg

[Ronaldo]
Pass!
Pass to me
Pass, my tap in provider!
Pass to me!