>K.O!
>Wiz: I don't get it. Every single one of Yugi's feats and abilities scaled at least a thousand time over Ash's. How did he lose?!
>Boomstick: Yugi might have been able to stop country sized monsters that could have ended the world and he could have easily used any of his dozens of spell cards to instantly kill Ash but you forgot one important thing.... Ash got to kiss Serena on the lips! I'd trade any power in the world just for that feat alone
>Wiz: But that's completely irrelevant to this discussion! Pikachu could only destroy a small boulder at best and one of Yugi's weakest monsters destroyed the moon in one swing!
>Boomstick: Yeah but Tea left Yugi to go to dance in America
>Wiz: ...okay?
>Boomstick: Wiz! Think about the implications... Every girl Ash met fell in love with him! Misty, Chikorita, May, Latias, Dawn, that delicious piece of chocolate Iris, Lillie. The list goes on! Ash was so lucky.
>Wiz: Ash might have made a lot of friends during his journey but so did Yugi! Kaiba was also obsessed with defeating the Pharaoh!
>Boomstick: Who cares about stupid rivalries?! Ash had a FUCKING HAREM. Yugi might have been stronger in every aspect but he couldn't get as much ASS as Ash!
>Wiz: The winner is Ash