Chose your own mix & match summertime boogiemans!:
Bots, brand wight knight crusader, widdle summerfags, thread farmers, lame larpers, sex pests, shrimpletons, drama-llama eew-tube twatwaffles, tranyjannys, shemaleiens, sharty haxorz chicken jockeying, frogposters, jew nazis, soýcophantic redditards, nazi jews, muh'snofakers, da gubmints gLoWiEs, salty anal prolapse, 'why'ny'wag'ies', po'niggas, jelly turdys, wanabe lolcows, Chad & Stacy Normie, quirkchungus, wyt peepo, sunspots, pedobear loli lickers, trippl3nigg3rs, pol-spurgers, skooll spooters, weed drinkers, masterhaterbait, whowasfoneposter: Ean Bvaiders, 4chins mongolian basket sniffing forum army, stale copypasta sloppa, tardzilla, corporate may-may buzzword autists, AMERICANTS/AMERICONS & obsessed unpaid head landlords in foreign lands, chat Jeet-TPers, ESLoosers, skibidi toilet, brain rot, tripfags, those meddling kids (and their stupid dog, too!), your retarded uncle-brother pre-op sister, your fat-crippled whore mother and faggot cuckfathers ghost, >(YOU)...
It was you all along. You were ALL the schizos... and the boogiemans... and the friends you made along the way. All you, in your head. You earn big pharma some major coin!

...and so, instead of talking about toys on a toy board, you would rather be bitching and gossip like little mentally challenged girls about other REEE-Etards? You only care to perpetuate tired pre-school poop eating drama. Stir that pot! All this just adds more hemorrhoidal diarrhea sauce to this shit soup sandwich called the /toy/let... and yet, you wonder why it never gets any better?

Tl;dr: Way. To. Go.