>take flight across country
>aisle seat like a boss
>legs dont fit in middle or window seats
>4/10 foid gets middle seat
>target acquired
>speak to foid
>tell foid that I will sleep the whole flight
>”just climb over me if nature calls”
>give foid a nice smile and put on eye mask and earbuds
>expect to be climbed over at least a couple of times
>6 hour flight and foid doesnt get up once
>see foid in baggage claim, literally runs to bathroom

Dont worry bros, I have high hopes for the return flight