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>Be Wicked Willy the Wizard
>Storming into the middle of the fight, sending orcs and mercenaries alike flying as they get in my way
>Turn a few into rabbits for fun too, the spell will wear off in an hour if they don't get squished
>The guys sieging the castle are struggling, speak a word and give all their gear a tier upgrade
>Meanwhile come across an Elf and a smelly forest wizard fighting, I think the politically correct term these days is "druid"
>Walk up to the Druid after he defeats the mostly naked elf
>Pull out a gold ingot from benath my robe and hand it to him
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>Get me the dwarves. Alive! And able to work. Or I'll curse you with some real magic.
>Wander off without waiting for his reply, time to look for the leader of this motley siege crew. Don't even bother with the dungeon maze, just punch my way through the walls.