>>546467265
>owl harpy
Based. Have a duck harpy.
>>546467348
/newspaper roll
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>>546403148
Yes
>Get assaulted by a harpy on your way back home
>Tell Harpy wife what happens
>She swears revenge on who ever did that to you
>Harpy wife goes out to take care of some business and so do you, but you come back quicker
>You see that same harpy from a few weeks ago place an egg in nest with the other eggs
>She flashes you a somber smile before flying off through the window right as your harpy wife comes back
>She launches through the window with the speed of a jet before turning back after the other harpy gets away and checks on her eggs
>As she's clutching her eggs she you tell her that's the harpy from before and she swears she won't leave the eggs again
>You try to point out that one of the eggs aren't hers but she's so hysterical that she won't listen to reason
>A few more weeks pass and the egg starts to hatch
>Your Harpy wife chirps in joy and calls you over
>You see its the entire clutch hatching with the weird one and you try to tell her as much but she ignores you saying she has your eyes and part of your hair color
>Over the next few hours as your the rest of the chicks hatch you see your daughter scramble out of the nest and onto the floor
>The other chicks poke their heads out from under the mother and say in the saddest cutest voice "Sista where are you going?"
>The chick turns her head back to them and responds in a seductive voice that's more befitting to a woman in her 40s than a freshly hatched chick
>"Sister, we're not the same you and I... I must go"
>She then gives you a quick hug before leaving
>Your daughters and wife starts crying and waving goodbye to her as she left
>Your wife and daughters then swarm you crying and your wife says that they grow up so fast
>You sigh at your bird brained family
Yes
>Get assaulted by a harpy on your way back home
>Tell Harpy wife what happens
>She swears revenge on who ever did that to you
>Harpy wife goes out to take care of some business and so do you, but you come back quicker
>You see that same harpy from a few weeks ago place an egg in nest with the other eggs
>She flashes you a somber smile before flying off through the window right as your harpy wife comes back
>She launches through the window with the speed of a jet before turning back after the other harpy gets away and checks on her eggs
>As she's clutching her eggs she you tell her that's the harpy from before and she swears she won't leave the eggs again
>You try to point out that one of the eggs aren't hers but she's so hysterical that she won't listen to reason
>A few more weeks pass and the egg starts to hatch
>Your Harpy wife chirps in joy and calls you over
>You see its the entire clutch hatching with the weird one and you try to tell her as much but she ignores you saying she has your eyes and part of your hair color
>Over the next few hours as your the rest of the chicks hatch you see your daughter scramble out of the nest and onto the floor
>The other chicks poke their heads out from under the mother and say in the saddest cutest voice "Sista where are you going?"
>The chick turns her head back to them and responds in a seductive voice that's more befitting to a woman in her 40s than a freshly hatched chick
>"Sister, we're not the same you and I... I must go"
>She then gives you a quick hug before leaving
>Your daughters and wife starts crying and waving goodbye to her as she left
>Your wife and daughters then swarm you crying and your wife says that they grow up so fast
>You sigh at your bird brained family