>Isopods and insects are boxes of dirt that only wake up when the room is pitch black
>Reptiles spend all day in their hidey hole unless they're big ones that need a ton of space
>Fish are messes of genetic garbage and inbreeding so I dont want to keep them
>Mice and other mammals need more taking care of than I do for myself

Is there any solution to just setting up a nice enclosure and having a little guy that I can look over from my pc and say hi to without feeling like garbage that it doesn't have half of my room like it's supposed to?