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Shit son, don't put me to sleep on babby's first day on /pol/.

Had to do a few things afk, using this trip from now on.

Some notes on on major groups of Judaism and their Zionist Alignment, as well as types of Zionism:

>Orthodox Judaism Branch, Following traditional Jewish Law, and usually both Torah and Talmud.:
-Haredi (Ultra-Orthodox)
-Hasidic (Mid-range Orthodox)
-Yeshivish (Pure Talmud)
-Modern Orthodox (Judaism "Old way" applied to modern life)


>Judaism Branch Forks:
-Conservative Judaism (A.K.A Masorti): Often Pro-Zionism.

-Reform (Pro-Choice/Social Justice): Previously Anti-Zionism, Now comped to Pro-Zionism with critique of specific policies.

-Reconstructant Judaism (Neo-Judaism): Pro-Zionism as a future Civilization hub.

-Humanistic Judaism (Atheist Judaism focused on culture and history): Members swing on Zionism, Generally Pro-Zionism.

-Renewal Judaism (Paranormal/Schizo-Judaism): A wide spectrum of opinions and perspectives, as schizos do.

-Karaite Judaism (Rejects and denounces the Talmud, Only Follows Torah): Mostly Anti-Zionism:

-Neturei Karta: Pure Anti-Zionist.


>Types of Zionism:
-Religious Zionism: Divine Right
-Cultural Zionism: Culture and Identity Right (Reform, Conservative, Reconstructant)
-Anti-zionism: Either for Theological Reasons or political critique (Some Ultra-Orthodox and Progressive)
-Non-Zionism: Neutral, often living outside of Israel with no view on Zionism

>Go to Jewish woman's house for her birthday party in uni over a decade ago
>Huge fancy place with a big ass pool
>Just a bunch of nerds, geeks and pseuds getting drunk and high
>She pulls me aside and we rip bongs in her bedroom
>"Close your eyes, Anon :3"
>I Jew her and keep them open a little bit
>Suddenly gets changed into a bikini
>"Okay, open your eyes! Let's go for a swim!"
Khazar Milkies are very big and have great form. I appreciate them.

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Appreciation in Appreciation levels.