dadberg changed the front break pads on my bicycle and then tested me on changing the back break pads to see if i was paying attention

how is it possible that it's still daylight out there but it's dark as night over here already?

>>214599328
I am American too. You say it like I'm not.

I always thought predators seemed cooler than aliens.

<be me
<log on to minecraft
<forget to buy ammo
<running around with a glock
<lose one round
<mfw its ranked
<teammates scream at me over mic and tell me to kill myself
<suddenly enemy is tower rushing their bases
<smirk
<dont help but gank enemy workers while macroing up
<upgrading my glock
<go full MDMG glass cannon gankzard build
<landing every shot
<summon astroth on their base
<win game by aerial bombardment
<do it all solo
<dead silence
<turns out everyone left 15 mins ago