It's not that easy bein' 6'2
Having to spend each day
Being at the upper 20% of desired men
When I think it could be nicer
Bein' short or ugly
Or something much more colorful like that

It's not easy bein' 6'2
It seems you blend in
With so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over
'Cause you're not standing out
Like a kid-sized manlet waltzing about
Or Danny DeVito, he's a real star!

But tallness is a sign of wellness
And height can be cool and mature
And height can be as unique as a rainbow
When you're in the third world
Or important like a boss
Or as dashing as green