>[United Nations - New York City] World leaders at a recent surprise summit have finished inking a deal that will see the entire planet (The Earth) sold to Di Gi Charat, better known as Dejiko. It is unknown as of current what the terms of the deal were, nor how Dejiko-Sama plans to return the Earth to her home, though a highly advanced, size-changing device is expected to be involved.
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