>>507679208 >hired to work IT for a company owned by a crazy delusional boomer >things go well for the first year or so >run cables, reset passwords, typical IT stuff >owner gets even more delusional >wants me to set up servers, install security system, even design a fucking website for 40k/year >I’m young and ambitious so I say I can do it but I need a bigger salary >show him the going rate for all this stuff he wants >he laughs me off and says I can do the work first and maybe he’ll consider a raise, or I can leave and he’ll personally make sure nobody hires me ever again >fine.png >do the work >bide my time >wait until a week before we’re ready to go live with new system >shut off security system >go to cryogenic storage room in the lab >steal one of each species of embryo and hide them in a shaving cream can >driving to make the handoff but crash into a tree and get stuck in the mud >no way I’ll make it before the storm hits but I have to try >open the door >get on the floor >everybody do the dinosaur
