Something old I wrote that still rings as true:

Imagine what you could have accomplished, or even just how much happier you could be, if you didn't burn years of your chinless life posting spam and off-topic shit on /bleep/ and /meal/ every fucking day. You could actually listen to metal (not flavor of the month alternative-to-metal fluff) and get a taste for it or at least an understanding for its appeal to others. You could do anything else and you choose to be a stain.