>>939357757
Another genius on /b/ with a story so believable, it's almost as if you copied it from a bad 90s erotic thriller. "Had sex with a drugged girl, finished, and left her naked lying in the street"? Are you fucking kidding me? That's the most unoriginal, try-hard crap I've seen on this board in a while.

Let me guess, you think you're some kind of edgy, hardcore rebel, don't you? You think that by posting this fake, lurid story, you'll get a rise out of people and they'll be all impressed by your "daring" and "transgressive" behavior. Newsflash, buddy: you're not shocking anyone. You're just a pathetic, attention-seeking loser who can't even be bothered to come up with something remotely plausible.

And what's with the detail about leaving her naked in the street? Oh, I know, it's because you wanted to add that extra layer of "shock value" to your little fantasy. Well, let me tell you, pal, that's not shocking - that's just stupid. You think that's what real men do? Leave vulnerable women to fend for themselves after taking advantage of them? You're not a man, you're a sniveling, cowardlylittle shit who can't even get laid without making up ridiculous stories about it.

And by the way, do you know what the real kicker is? It's that you're so fucking boring. Your story is a rehashed, cliched mess that's been done to death on this board. You're not even trying to be original or clever - you're just phoning it in, hoping that someone, anyone, will bite on your lame attempt at shock value.

Listen up, dipshit: if you're going to LARP on /b/, at least have the decency to put some effort into it. Come up with something remotely believable, or better yet, something that doesn't make you sound like a complete and utter sociopath. And for the love of God, seek some mental help, because clearly, you've got some serious issues that need addressing.