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>Be Snaust
>It is a dark and stormy night
>Under the cover of darkness, illuminated only by flashes of lightning, sneak into the warehouse area of the Church people
>Find Snaust's old and trusty barrel
>Struggle mightily to tip it over slightly so it rolls into water, but close enough Snaust can still get onboard
>Use a cleverly long stick Snaust prepared to push Snaust's mighty vessel deeper into the sea
>Close the top of the barrel so the rain doesn't come in as Snaust drifts away
>At one point it suddenly gets very chilly and something gallops by Snaust's barrel
>Nestle deeper into the fabrics and start munching on some of her sea corn provisions Snaust prepared for the voyage
>Warm, with full belly and safely away from people who want to eat Snaust, Snaust drifts off to sleep