im not an angie simp
but angie outside the tank is more entertaining than whatever the fuck is going on at the moment

>How old are you?
18
>Do you currently have a girlfriend?
No
>Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>Have you ever kissed a girl?
Yes
>Held hands?
No
>When is the last time you talked to a girl your age?
I don't remember
>Do you weigh over 200 lb?
No
>Do you have any close friends?
Yes
>More than 1?
I don't really know, if you add up enough decimals you eventually get over 1
>Are you a NEET?
Yes, but I'm about to be homeless tbqh