If I was rich enough to be Epstein's fren I'd bang 12yos too.
Things I'd do if it wasn't illegal-
•cocaine
•kill people i don't like
•blow up schools and government buildings and synagogs
•lighting tire fires in front of random people's houses for a kick
•calling hoaxes into 9-1-1
•meth
•make and sell meth
•spray paint dicks on Korean and German cars
•kill random muslims
•kill random jewish and muslim children
•bang 13yo girls and fembpys
•crucify anyone else banging my little sluts

It's a good thing we have laws to stop me from doing these things. Never break the law, because prison isn't worth it. God Bless the police and the United States of America. Bless our troops, do another Mai Lai Massacre in Venezuela please!