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SANCTIOOOOON THE SANCTIONS!
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>HARRY POTTER!
>Did you sneak the Mirror of Erised into the Hufflepuff bathrooms causing them to think they had magically become real women? They came down from their dorm rooms to find themselves staring at a reflection of themselves as women instead of the mutilated freaks they had turned into.
>I understand you also had Dobby and several other house elves dance outside of their common room holding up normal mirrors immediately bringing them back to reality.
>I hope you understand the gravity of this situation, Mr. Potter. The Hufflepuffs certainly do, almost half the house just Leviosa'd off the astronomy tower!
>Did you think I wanted to watch as my students gracelessly fell to their deaths outside my window? The Ministry is now so far up my ass they found Peter Pettigrew!
>As a matter of fact I did, 42 points to Gryffindor!
>Did you sneak the Mirror of Erised into the Hufflepuff bathrooms causing them to think they had magically become real women? They came down from their dorm rooms to find themselves staring at a reflection of themselves as women instead of the mutilated freaks they had turned into.
>I understand you also had Dobby and several other house elves dance outside of their common room holding up normal mirrors immediately bringing them back to reality.
>I hope you understand the gravity of this situation, Mr. Potter. The Hufflepuffs certainly do, almost half the house just Leviosa'd off the astronomy tower!
>Did you think I wanted to watch as my students gracelessly fell to their deaths outside my window? The Ministry is now so far up my ass they found Peter Pettigrew!
>As a matter of fact I did, 42 points to Gryffindor!
>"Harry, I must confess that I haven't been completely honest with you."
"About what, Professor Dumbledore?"
>"About the Unforgiveable Curses. You see, there aren't just three of them, but four; only a handful of wizards throughout history have known about the fourth."
"Does Voldemort know?"
>"No, thank goodness. I can only imagine the horrors he would wrought, did he know."
"And what is this fourth curse?"
Dumbledore turned to Harry, his brow furrowed.
>"Bussymus Maximus; also known as the Tranny Curse."
"What does it do?"
>"The curse takes the freshest of young men and distorts them into something... tempting."
"Tempting?"
Dumbledore nodded.
>"Would you care for a demonstration? ACCIOUS MALFOY!"
Draco Malfoy suddenly appeared before the two, completely naked.
"Wha-" Malfoy sputtered, a confused expression on his face. "What is this?!"
>"A demonstration."
Dumbledore pointed his wand at Malfoy.
>"BUSSYMUS MAXIMUS!"
Malfoy's thighs and ass suddenly began to balloon outward, growing plumper by the second. His penis soon became hidden by exorbitant amount of fat now present beneath his torso.
"I-" Malfoy stammered, "I don't understand..!"
"Fascinating," whispered Harry.
>"Brace yourself, Draco.
"For what?!" screamed Malfoy.
>"For the grand finale."
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Dumbledore closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
>"Delicious."
"About what, Professor Dumbledore?"
>"About the Unforgiveable Curses. You see, there aren't just three of them, but four; only a handful of wizards throughout history have known about the fourth."
"Does Voldemort know?"
>"No, thank goodness. I can only imagine the horrors he would wrought, did he know."
"And what is this fourth curse?"
Dumbledore turned to Harry, his brow furrowed.
>"Bussymus Maximus; also known as the Tranny Curse."
"What does it do?"
>"The curse takes the freshest of young men and distorts them into something... tempting."
"Tempting?"
Dumbledore nodded.
>"Would you care for a demonstration? ACCIOUS MALFOY!"
Draco Malfoy suddenly appeared before the two, completely naked.
"Wha-" Malfoy sputtered, a confused expression on his face. "What is this?!"
>"A demonstration."
Dumbledore pointed his wand at Malfoy.
>"BUSSYMUS MAXIMUS!"
Malfoy's thighs and ass suddenly began to balloon outward, growing plumper by the second. His penis soon became hidden by exorbitant amount of fat now present beneath his torso.
"I-" Malfoy stammered, "I don't understand..!"
"Fascinating," whispered Harry.
>"Brace yourself, Draco.
"For what?!" screamed Malfoy.
>"For the grand finale."
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Dumbledore closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
>"Delicious."
>first year at Hogwarts
>witness that Daphne Greengrass being an ass towards my fellow Gryffindor house member Harry
>assemble my friends and tell them my plan of revenge
>somehourslater.scroll
>we stretch our legs in pursuit of Greengrass
>Hermione gets among her fellow house members outside
>we're hiding in the distance behind some bushes so they can't see us
>itstimetostrike.howler
>drop out pants and with loud grunts we give birth to massive poops
>we've been saving our poops for days
>we complements eachother's poops before I aim my wand on mine
>'TELEPORTUS'
>we watch with glee as Greengrass's face changes
>she drops her tights as fast as lightning and crouches
>her friends doesn't bat an eye as it's still practiced to defecate & evaporate
>she's certainly pushing hard to get it out
>just as Greengrass lets it go we teleport in another poop
>we hear Greengrass grunting loudly
>her friends starts paying attention to her
>she's clearly struggling as she's not used to passing poops of this magnitude and frequency
>'TELEPORTUS!'
>Greengrass drops on all fours with sweat forming on her forehead
>we teleport the poops with such rapidness giving her no time to gather her thoughts
>her friends' faces are mixed with confusion and disgust
>we laugh as our revenge is done
>Dumbledore catches us
>ohshit.portrait
>1/2
>witness that Daphne Greengrass being an ass towards my fellow Gryffindor house member Harry
>assemble my friends and tell them my plan of revenge
>somehourslater.scroll
>we stretch our legs in pursuit of Greengrass
>Hermione gets among her fellow house members outside
>we're hiding in the distance behind some bushes so they can't see us
>itstimetostrike.howler
>drop out pants and with loud grunts we give birth to massive poops
>we've been saving our poops for days
>we complements eachother's poops before I aim my wand on mine
>'TELEPORTUS'
>we watch with glee as Greengrass's face changes
>she drops her tights as fast as lightning and crouches
>her friends doesn't bat an eye as it's still practiced to defecate & evaporate
>she's certainly pushing hard to get it out
>just as Greengrass lets it go we teleport in another poop
>we hear Greengrass grunting loudly
>her friends starts paying attention to her
>she's clearly struggling as she's not used to passing poops of this magnitude and frequency
>'TELEPORTUS!'
>Greengrass drops on all fours with sweat forming on her forehead
>we teleport the poops with such rapidness giving her no time to gather her thoughts
>her friends' faces are mixed with confusion and disgust
>we laugh as our revenge is done
>Dumbledore catches us
>ohshit.portrait
>1/2
>first year at Hogwarts
>witness that Daphne Greengrass being an ass towards my fellow Gryffindor house member Harry
>assemble my friends and tell them my plan of revenge
>somehourslater.scroll
>we stretch our legs in pursuit of Greengrass
>Hermione gets among her fellow house members outside
>we're hiding in the distance behind some bushes so they can't see us
>itstimetostrike.howler
>drop out pants and with loud grunts we give birth to massive poops
>we've been saving our poops for days
>we complements eachother's poops before I aim my wand on mine
>'TELEPORTUS'
>we watch with glee as Greengrass's face changes
>she drops her tights as fast as lightning and crouches
>her friends doesn't bat an eye as it's still practiced to defecate & evaporate
>she's certainly pushing hard to get it out
>just as Greengrass lets it go we teleport in another poop
>we hear Greengrass grunting loudly
>her friends starts paying attention to her
>she's clearly struggling as she's not used to passing poops of this magnitude and frequency
>'TELEPORTUS!'
>Greengrass drops on all fours with sweat forming on her forehead
>we teleport the poops with such rapidness giving her no time to gather her thoughts
>her friends' faces are mixed with confusion and disgust
>we laugh as our revenge is done
>Dumbledore catches us
>ohshit.portrait
>1/2
>witness that Daphne Greengrass being an ass towards my fellow Gryffindor house member Harry
>assemble my friends and tell them my plan of revenge
>somehourslater.scroll
>we stretch our legs in pursuit of Greengrass
>Hermione gets among her fellow house members outside
>we're hiding in the distance behind some bushes so they can't see us
>itstimetostrike.howler
>drop out pants and with loud grunts we give birth to massive poops
>we've been saving our poops for days
>we complements eachother's poops before I aim my wand on mine
>'TELEPORTUS'
>we watch with glee as Greengrass's face changes
>she drops her tights as fast as lightning and crouches
>her friends doesn't bat an eye as it's still practiced to defecate & evaporate
>she's certainly pushing hard to get it out
>just as Greengrass lets it go we teleport in another poop
>we hear Greengrass grunting loudly
>her friends starts paying attention to her
>she's clearly struggling as she's not used to passing poops of this magnitude and frequency
>'TELEPORTUS!'
>Greengrass drops on all fours with sweat forming on her forehead
>we teleport the poops with such rapidness giving her no time to gather her thoughts
>her friends' faces are mixed with confusion and disgust
>we laugh as our revenge is done
>Dumbledore catches us
>ohshit.portrait
>1/2
HARRY POTTER
>DID YOU PUT THE PFIZER DOCUMENTS IN THE GOBLET
>*Inhales*
>OF
>*Inhales*
>FIIIIRE?!!
>Dumbledore roared, calmly
>"N-No Professor, I..."
>YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU TRAITOR, YOU FUCKING RAT
>"B-But people were getting si-"
>YOU IDIOT, I GAVE ALL OF GRYFFINDOR PLACEBO SHOTS, EXCEPT FOR NEVILLE!
>ALL THE TOXIC BATCHES WENT TO THE OTHER HOUSES, 90% TO SLYTHERIN
>"Professor why!?"
>Because FUCK Slytherin that's why. Lets hear those faggots call themselves "purebloods" now!
>And besides, we need to keep most of Hufflepuff alive
>Who else do you think we're going to have owning nothing, riding the electric broomsticks and eating the pixies in the house common-pod? Godric's Chosen? Are you that fucking dense?!
>You know I can't let you get away with this Harry
>The ministry are onto me, despite the efforts from the Wizading Economic Forum to cover my back
>I had to fire Snape and expell half of House Ravenclaw, including your friend Luna, for refusing the mandates
>Hufflepuff's seeker dropped dead in the middle of a Quidditch tournament
>And Hagrid of all fucking people blew up the Gringott's Guidestones
>I'm at my wits end Harry, any more leaks and even the muggles will start asking questions
>I can't bring myself to use an unforgivable curse, but I have something else of my own making
>You've left me no choice
>Harry rapidly stretched his legs to the door, but Dumbledore had already drawn the Elder Wand
>MYDOCARDITIUS! He bellowed, calmly
>DID YOU PUT THE PFIZER DOCUMENTS IN THE GOBLET
>*Inhales*
>OF
>*Inhales*
>FIIIIRE?!!
>Dumbledore roared, calmly
>"N-No Professor, I..."
>YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU TRAITOR, YOU FUCKING RAT
>"B-But people were getting si-"
>YOU IDIOT, I GAVE ALL OF GRYFFINDOR PLACEBO SHOTS, EXCEPT FOR NEVILLE!
>ALL THE TOXIC BATCHES WENT TO THE OTHER HOUSES, 90% TO SLYTHERIN
>"Professor why!?"
>Because FUCK Slytherin that's why. Lets hear those faggots call themselves "purebloods" now!
>And besides, we need to keep most of Hufflepuff alive
>Who else do you think we're going to have owning nothing, riding the electric broomsticks and eating the pixies in the house common-pod? Godric's Chosen? Are you that fucking dense?!
>You know I can't let you get away with this Harry
>The ministry are onto me, despite the efforts from the Wizading Economic Forum to cover my back
>I had to fire Snape and expell half of House Ravenclaw, including your friend Luna, for refusing the mandates
>Hufflepuff's seeker dropped dead in the middle of a Quidditch tournament
>And Hagrid of all fucking people blew up the Gringott's Guidestones
>I'm at my wits end Harry, any more leaks and even the muggles will start asking questions
>I can't bring myself to use an unforgivable curse, but I have something else of my own making
>You've left me no choice
>Harry rapidly stretched his legs to the door, but Dumbledore had already drawn the Elder Wand
>MYDOCARDITIUS! He bellowed, calmly
>>717451317
Everytime i think America can't get any worse, you fuckers somehow manage to prove me wrong every time.
Everytime i think America can't get any worse, you fuckers somehow manage to prove me wrong every time.
>As he stretched his legs through the Great Hall, Harry caught sight of Ginny holding hands with Dean Thomas. He felt a pang of jealousy and again wondered who he should take to the Yule Ball.
>"I don't approve of it either, Harry," Dumbledore said, having stretched his legs silently up to Harry's side and taking him by surprise, "Never have, never will."
>"Professor?" said Harry, confused as to what the half-moon bespectacled old wizard was referring to.
>"Miscegenation." He gave Harry a long and serious look before stretching his legs towards the door. After a few long strides he turned back and said "Just because I'm gay, doesn't mean that I don't care for the future of the white race. Heil Hitler."
>"Heil Hitler." Harry responded before he had a chance to think about what he was saying.
>A sudden outburst of sobbing made Harry twist around in time to see Ching Chong stretching her legs towards the bathroom.
>Harry sighed and stretched his legs after her, rehearsing in his mind how he would explain to her that he considered her to be an honorary Aryan.
Anyway, is Hogwarts Legacy good?
>"I don't approve of it either, Harry," Dumbledore said, having stretched his legs silently up to Harry's side and taking him by surprise, "Never have, never will."
>"Professor?" said Harry, confused as to what the half-moon bespectacled old wizard was referring to.
>"Miscegenation." He gave Harry a long and serious look before stretching his legs towards the door. After a few long strides he turned back and said "Just because I'm gay, doesn't mean that I don't care for the future of the white race. Heil Hitler."
>"Heil Hitler." Harry responded before he had a chance to think about what he was saying.
>A sudden outburst of sobbing made Harry twist around in time to see Ching Chong stretching her legs towards the bathroom.
>Harry sighed and stretched his legs after her, rehearsing in his mind how he would explain to her that he considered her to be an honorary Aryan.
Anyway, is Hogwarts Legacy good?
>>212481023
OP BTFO
OP BTFO
>“Dayum Liley! Yo white ass finna be packin’ cake, naw I’m sayin? I’d hit that shit from behind fo sho!” Severus Snape exclaimed while Lily Evans giggled as they sat at breakfast in the Great Hall. James watched and listened to Snape’s ebonic wooing with a seething rage, the monster in his chest growled and muttered crime and domestic abuse statistics categorized by race. At the head table, Dumbledore quietly surveyed the scene. He rose and with a flourish of his wand conjured a rope which wrapped itself about Snape’s neck. “Winguardium Leviosa!” He cried and with a swish and flick the rope jolted Snape into the air. Snape only had time to utter a confused “Ayo” before he was hoisted from the Slytherin table. He stretched his legs frantically as he fought for air, wheezing out “I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe.”. The whole hall erupted into cheers as students pelted Snape’s body with stones as it swung in the gentle Hogwarts breeze.