The tracks are extended gutters and the gutters are full of Monster and when the sips finally crack, any shitter who didn't do at least 107% of the leader's laptime will drown.
The accumulated alcantara palm gunk of of all their Mozas and Fanatecs will foam up about their waists and all the Granturismoids and Mariokartroons will look up and shout
>kita please stop anally demolishing feckless racing game shitters on /v/

...and I'll look down and whisper 'lol, lmao”