There's a fucking cricket somewhere in my basement that won't shut the fuck up. I'm going absolutely insane. How long does it take these fuckers to die of starvation? Why won't it shut up!? WHAT THE FUCK is the matter with these wretched creatures. MOST ANNOYING SHIT EVER. WHY DO THEY MAKE THIS NOISE CONSTANTLY

HOW CAN I LOCATE AND GET RID OF THIS THING? When I go down there it shuts up but otherwise it hasn't stopped chirping for like 4 hours now. I'm going insane! WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO PREVENT MORE?! FFS i'm ready to buy a chicken coup and get chickens to get rid of this shit. I'm about ready to burn my fucking house down that's how annoying this little fucker is