AHEM AHEM AHEM
>begins to speak in a nasally voice over a PA system in Ishgard
This is a public service announcement.
It’s over. Ishgard has fallen.
I have no friends.
Billions have died.
I literally cannot reproduce because the Elezen women of my nation swore us off to only have sex with animals and beasts on four legs.
All of the Midlander women who also lived in Ishgard have left to find male Duskwight, Highlander and Rava mates.
I am the last surviving white melf.
It didn’t have to be this way.
There is only one solution.
>BANG