How do you make an AI controlled collar which shocks the wearer when it detects bitchiness like sarcasm for example?

>>510002048
Make sure you get one for large dogs so the shocks are stronger and make sure it's waterproof so she can shower with it.
Make a collar for it so she can't turn it off https://www.reddit.com/r/BdsmDIY/comments/1cu73r6/3d_printed_collar_with_slot_for_dog_training/
>>510002170
Yes you literally can