I was only 5 years old. I was walking on a rocky hill and then a black snake, I poured beer on it and said nigger. I kept walking and saw the stars moving into the shapes of animals so I poured beer on myself and called myself a nigger. Fat black nigger whores make the whore earth keep spinning around. Now i'm here to spread positivity uh I think?! Oh god! NIGGER RAPE IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!!!!!!

I was only 5 years old, me and my family were visiting some shithole in africa for a free vacation my meanie daddy won online, as we were slowly walking we entered a clearing from the trees and we looked to our right of the dirt road and i saw over 9000 african children and teenagers forced at gunpoint to dig a giant pit and go inside of it, several liquid transport trucks backed up to the hole and a sweaty black nigger dictator king named mogu betyahuhu was wearing a giant snow leopard fur cape did a ginyu force pose and let out a chimp howl that ive never heard of in my entire fucking life. At that moment every truck driver smashed their shit colored fists into a over sized red button to dump their contents of gasoline into the pit and that nigger dictator sparked it on fire by throwing his weed blunt inside. The nigger children began to squeal like a fucking CHIDORI ONE THOUSAND BIRDS! Anyways, now i'm here to spread positivity.

Yo sup guys so basically I was only 5 years old and you know at that age well I just wanted a big fuckin yummy delicious soda to slurp on, right, bitch? Okay well anyways I walked my little ass to the nearest soda dispenser faggot vending machine (which was infront of one of those storage unit places). The absolute worst thing possible happened next. But you already know what happened next you perverted sour old fool. Anyways now i'm here to spread sour old mayonnaise enriched with several magnitudes of positive whore electrons.

I was only 5 years old, I was going for a walk and a bucked tooth blimp lipped stoner retarded nigler waddled up to me on the sidewalk with his pants and underwear hanging so low his whole fuckin ass was hanging out. And you want to know what the cherry on the pie was? This fucking monkey bitch started rapping and shitting out of his black ass mid verse. Like he was rapping and throwing up gang signs in my fuckin face as hot brown water sprayed out of his ass (in the shape of a perfect cone). I grabbed his sweaty baboon neck and hair and threw him into the street and a motorcycle slammed into him at 65 miles an hour. Now i'm here to spread positivity.

I was ponly 5 years old, my dad morphed into a faggot pony, only 4 niggers exist, 18 niggers prexist. Electric positivity branch x ^.

I was 5 years old, I was walking around the video game section of walmart where my daddy left me and then suddenly a 500 pound black woman fell over and sat on me (i had no oxygen) for 5 minutes until they could finally pick her back up. The large nigger female ass prevented me from breathing. Her cheeks brutally suffocated my lungs. I was screaming ''NIGGA I CANT BREEEF UP IN DIS HOE ACK'' She like technically raped me I think? Anyways, so now i'm here to spread positivity.

I was just 5 years old, i had accidently tore the fabric on my papas truck seat, he then hired 5 evil black niggers to rape me for 5 hours, (the number 15 is the answer to the universe apparently?) and then he walked up to my PlayStation 1 and punched it as hard as he could for no reason at all. Now i'm here to spread pawsitivity.

You know how old I was and you know what my dad did and you know what the blacks did and you know what i'm here to spread.

When I was just 5 years old my evil father threw me into a ditch and drove away to get drunk and smoke alone without me bothering him, on the way home 5 black male children attacked me and stole my money and shoes and my gameboy color. Now im here to spread positivity around town (this town here, like this board).

I was only just 5 years old, my dada had felt bad for a homeless nigger and so he hired him to be a baby sitter for me, long story short it led to me being raped over 9000 times by that monkey ape and he also stole my fucking sega genesis and 5 games. And you know what? Now i am here to spread positive electrons to you all.

When I was only just 5 years old my dad forced me to lick and kiss his cock tip one time and the next day at a family barbeque he called me a faggot infront of everyone and said what i did and no one in my family ever spoke to me again after that and he sold my sega genesis and all my games. Now im here to spread love and positivity to yo fucking ass.

When i was 5 years old my parents went out to get pizza and when they were gone a 8 foot tall 400 pound nigger burst through my window and fisted my asshole for 4 hours straight (my parents said the pizza place was cooking on a very low temperature so it took longer than average) after the filthy nigger finished his vile performance he did a 360 and jumped back out of my window and i never saw him again, now i'm here to spread my positivity in your mouth and down your throat