Let me explain the birds and the bees in a way you'll understand.
When a chublord smegmadick GOONDADDY gets a huge stiffy at the sight of a twerkwobble caked-up plapsow PORNMOMMY, he goes CHU CHU CHU~ and kisses her with his fat lips. Then, he goes PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP all night long until she is KNOCKED UP by his fappole's fetid chunky BABYBATTER. After 9 months, out POPS a screaming huge-dicked/tight-cunted BREEDBRAT going wah wah wah all the way home!

I've come to fucking hate cats, the meowing never stops. I'm having to buy ear muffs so i don't have to hear their noise anymore