Sometimes people tell me "you're a loser, your mom should disinherit you". But I don't understand, because my mom already said I would have to take care of her in old age because she'd burn through her 3 million dollar net worth and the 50k a year she'll get from her husband's 12 million dollar estate after he dies (until she croaks, obviously). So how can she disinherit me if I'm not getting anything anyway? That's like her saying "you don't have to give me any money at all when I blow through my pensions", I can only gain from this situation!

>>516650813
You're delusional.

I made 700 dollars in stocks and crypto on friday, and another 150 on saturday, and would have made 400 dollars at work but I skipped working overtime on saturday without telling my boss because fuck him. And I didn't spend 300 bucks on a whore who doesn't put out.

>>514759915
If a woman said this to me I would start thinking about how to ask her out, assuming she was hitting on me.

[spoiler]and I'm pretty sure the guys who say that to women are hitting on them too, but only in the deranged mind of a woman does she twist a compliment into an insult[/spoiler]

>>514760762
Refuse to hire people/try to replace them with AI to protest Trump deporting their cheap labor.

newton exits happy

>>508627414
I work 0 hours and live comfortably.

>>508393185
I'm uncircumcised and hate the jewish ethnicity.

>>508276287
I voted.